I
have been sent from the Planet 20/20 for one reason: to eliminate
glasses and contacts on the
Planet Earth through laser vision correction with the help of my Earth Partners, the LASIK surgeons. 20/20's ruler, Visiontron,
has ordered me to
Earth to teach all Earthlings about the benefits of LASIK.
So
I have accepted my mission with great pride and am determined
not to
return home until glasses and contacts are eradicated.
The
People of Earth Need My Help!
E-Mail
Me
to contact my Earth Partner near you…
and tell them LASIK Man sent you!
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